I’ve been watching 24 nonstop for the past few days. That Jack Bauer takes weight loss pills to stay awake and to beat up terrorists successfully. He crams a rapid weight loss pill down his throat, and it’s on. Terrorists are all “holy crap! Jack just took a pill for weight loss!” Jack isn’t a fat man, he just takes the weight loss diet pill as a way to torture people, whatever that means. Jack only takes the best weight loss pill. You know why? Because he’s Jack friggin Bauer.