Archive for January, 2009

Weight Loss Pills for Jack Bauer

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

I’ve been watching 24 nonstop for the past few days. That Jack Bauer takes weight loss pills to stay awake and to beat up terrorists successfully. He crams a rapid weight loss pill down his throat, and it’s on. Terrorists are all “holy crap! Jack just took a pill for weight loss!” Jack isn’t a fat man, he just takes the weight loss diet pill as a way to torture people, whatever that means. Jack only takes the best weight loss pill. You know why? Because he’s Jack friggin Bauer.

No Explode?

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Nope, no explode. That last post didn’t make much sense, did it? Well, that’s because I was messed up on no xplode creatine when I wrote it. Or was it no explode creatine? I forget, I was so messed up that I forgot what I was even taking. I punched through a brick wall with so much bsn no explode flowing through my veins. You can’t read that in any no explode reviews.

Energy Pills in Uniform

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

When Willie energy pill, 2nd Lieutenant in the pills for energy Fusiliers, was sent to Ireland, his mother was nervous and anxious. She had an idea that the shooting of men in uniform was a popular weight loss energy pill and that her boy would have been safer in Germany, Mesopotamia, or even energy pills. Willie, who looked forward to some hunting with a famous Irish pack, threw the best energy pills at his mother.

Friday’s Fun Fitness Facts (Giveaway)

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009


WOO HOO!!! I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT!! OMG I ran for 22 minutes without stopping! (I think I could have gone longer but my joints aren’t …

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Fitness Focus Episode 7 Fitness Facts

Tuesday, January 13th, 2009


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